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Them’s Some Classy Jokes…New One on Bottom

Not really worthy of its own post, but this is so utterly ridiculous and awesome that it had to be posted.

2009 11 03 Friends Comments Off

It’s ALIVE! ALIVE!

Yes indeed, it’s a blog post. I hope I can remember how to write one of these damn things. Sorry, blog…I have neglected you unfairly. I haven’t even filled you with ‘compelling’ blatherings about fantasy sports leagues! If you’ll just take me back baby, things can be like they was before…like Paris baby. Remember Paris? [...]

2009 10 24 Friends Comments Off

The Week 5 NFL Report of Mockery – NFC Edition

Yay! More really quite inappropriate commentary and jokes in the worst of taste all used to try and pummel the self esteem of the crappy. Woohoo!

Dallas – What is this team? Really? They seem to be built for running the ball and yet they’re only winning because they’re throwing the damn thing 795 times a [...]

2009 10 13 Friends Comments Off

The 5 Weeks NFL Report (aka Cliff Mocks the Weak!) – AFC Edition

Anyone can do a report after a quarter of the season. It takes a REAL fan to wait until the fifth week to jump in! Hellz yeah, I be big pimpin all up in this bitch!

Buffalo – So yet again this year, they seem to have shot their wad on offense in the first 2 [...]

2009 10 13 Friends Comments Off

Northern Horde are 3-1!

Yes indeed, time has flown. The Horde have jumped to a 3-1 record and second place in the Pigskin Idiots league. Sean and Liam, meanwhile, battle for last with Party at Schank’s. Let me describe the owner of PaS…he just released Donovan McNabb, starting quarterback of the Philadelphia Eagles,  for Jacoby Jones, third receiver for [...]

2009 10 10 Friends Comments Off

Translation Party

I’ve been playing around with this damn thing for the past ten minutes.
Type in an English phrase, then watch as it translates that to Japanese…back to English…back to Japanese…and so forth until it reaches the ‘final version’. I decided to go with a phrase this time that would be familiar to any Japanese person :
Hey [...]

2009 10 05 Friends Comments Off

Welcome to Some Kind of Podcast!

Thank you James…never have truer words been spoken.
Yes indeed, it’s that time again! Time for another personal jihad against decency to be unleashed upon an unsuspecting world! Well, I guess they should suspect something by now…this IS #4…but we’ll still catch them unawares! It’s like they know there’s a ninja in the [...]

2009 10 04 Friends Comments Off

October Newsletter

It has been a busy couple of weeks! Between a 2009 roster set for Football Mogul 2010, a new podcast (oh yes, it is in the works bitches!) and this sucker, that has pretty much been my free time.
Again, if you hit the Scribd button in the Top Left and go to their site, it’s [...]

2009 09 30 Friends Comments Off

Week Two for The Horde

So, I sorta forgot to even talk about Week 1…yay for me being a dumbass. I’m 1-0, but it was an ugly, ugly win. And week 2…
Basically, I’m fucked.
My top pick, running back LT, is out. My #3 wide receiver, Anthony Gonzalez, might be out for half the damn season. One of my better linebackers, [...]

2009 09 18 Friends Comments Off

Command in Arma 2

Thought I’d forgotten about this, eh? Of course not! Having experienced all the fun of fighting against a legion of Down’s Syndrome soldiers solo, I an only imagine that commanding more guys will work absolutely flawlessly. Pardon me a moment, I have to go laugh until I pass out.
Oh, I actually finally remembered to thumbnail [...]

2009 09 17 Friends Comments Off