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Ken Melnichuk

My father-in-law, Ken Melnichuk, passed away this last weekend; he was sixty four.

Scary fucking shit; the pictures

Pictures from my scary car accident. The bridge I hit, and the sizable dent I put in my truck’s passenger side nose.

Scary fucking shit

Written just after a car accident from my iPhone

Unsold Pilot

One of the most famous unsold pilots ever, for instance, was the Fox comedy “Heat Vision and Jack,” starring Jack Black as a crime-fighting ex-astronaut, Owen Wilson as the voice of his sentient motorcycle and the late Ron Silver as himself — only if “himself” was really a government assassin who moonlighted as character actor Ron Silver. Co-created by Dan Harmon, the man responsible for “Community,” and directed by Ben Stiller, it was weird and funny and memorable — and it felt very much like a show that would have creatively burnt itself out by the third episode.

VA#5 Violent Aggression vs. The Racist Candy

We provide a story, involving a certain candy. We maintain we are not racists. Also Shaun and Lindsay get drunk and sleeps in their car and Vlad’s job as Relationship Fluffer is discussed.

FlashForward Brain Breaker

My wife breaks my brain during a viewing of FlashForward

VA#4 Violent Aggression & The Legend of the F-Bomb

Cliff espouses the awesomeness that is Steel Panthers. Shaun creatively expresses his frustrations regarding certain computer users. GI Joe reviewed. Drunk driving is considered as a reason for dismisal, but the jury is split. And Janine causes the death of a small snail.

A piece of Ryan Turner’s desk is embedded in my hand

Exactly like the title says, there is a piece of his desk lodged, long term, in my hand. Also I badly injured my ankle and things get a bit metaphysical and mixed metaphory as I’m reminded that I’m getting a bit old, as we all are. I feel like a bullet shot from a gun

VA#3 Violent Aggression and the Onslaught of Destiny

Vlad creates an Improved Explosive Device using dry ice and a pop bottle; Shaun, meanwhile, has his hands down his pants, scratching vigorously. Plants vs. Zombies is reviewed & recommended.
All time worst flood stories. Micheal Jackson (unfortunately) and Liam and James have a session of vegas-style lounge singing.