So, I received a survey thingie on the Book of Face, the other day. I have an incredible weakness when it comes to survey thingies. Thing is, if I have it on the Book of Faces, I don’t generally put it here. So, I decided to put it here, too. One day, I’ll get to the point where I only put it here, and link it to the Book of Faces, but until then, here is the dramatic second posting of my double-post:
ABCs of Liam
A – Age: I mostly prefer the Age of Apocalypse. If you want to know how old I am, I’m 100000 in binary, for the next four days.
B – Bed size: Too small. Little creatures (chilluns, puppies) are always migrating in and out, and the tiny sliver I get usually has me teetering on the brink of falling to the floor, which isn’t safe, because there’s usually a toy down there with sharp edges and lead paint.
C – Chore you hate: They don’t call ’em chores because you love to do ’em. My least favourite would be laundry. It’s not very work-intensive, as the machines do most of the work (as they should!), but you have to stay on top of it, and the machines are downstairs, the laundry is not in your face (as dishes are) and if you don’t keep up, next thing, you’re wearing purple-striped golf pants and an Iron Maiden tour shirt (probably Live After Death or Somewhere On Tour) because everything else is dirty, even the khakis you tried to get a couple more months out of by stitching the crotch with neon green thread, but didn’t THAT turn out to be a mistake, because there was a reason they were torn in the crotch in the first place, and when that stitch stretches, it’s just about the only thing anyone can see when you’re sitting in front of them.
D – Dog’s Name: J.D., Sasha, Jack, Caine <snif>
E – Essential Start-Your-Day items: Phone, wallet, iPod. Glasses should be on that list, and despite my best efforts, I can’t get them on there. I hope that section of memory is not ROM.
F – Favourite Colour: Green. Ever since I was a little, little boy. I THINK it started out as red because my first blanket was red, but I’m a spring boy, and spring is green.
G – Gold or Silver: Gold for my medals, silver for my apparel, thank you very much.
H – Height: Just enough under six feet that Kim can give me a hard time about lying to her every time the issue of height comes up. I’m sure she’ll have something to say about this when she gets around to reading it.
I – Instruments you play(ed): I played Piano through two years of lessons, and countless sessions of In The Mood. Also, I plunked around on House of the Rising Sun, which Cliff would have a good time recalling, if he were still on Facebook. I don’t want to turn this into a rant, but why the hell is Cliff off Facebook, anyway?
J – Job Title: President and Grand Poobah. Systems Analyst. Director. Software Engineer. Programmer. Dad. Hey, guy, can you?.
K – Kid(s): I was going to say that I didn’t believe in kids, but that’s not fair, since I saw them just yesterday. I have two children, one fetus and high, high hopes for each and every one of them.
L – Living arrangements: I can’t say that this makes much sense to me. We have a 1.5 storey house in Mill Woods, which we bought in 2006, shortly after I started at Intuit. All person-types live upstairs (in the half-storey), over two bedrooms. Those rooms are very big and accommodating for a family of four. We’re examining options about where to put the spud when it’s old enough to want its own room. We have two bathrooms, though the one upstairs is sadly underused. It’s my favourite, though, because there’s a gameboy for long-term stay. Our kitchen is the selling-feature of the house (it was for us, anyway). It’s huge, as it incorporates kitchen and dining room into one. We have an office, where our mess winters. We have a playroom, though it’s been officially renamed to “Homeschool room”. Our basement is where I play xbox and Kim has her scrapbooking stuff. Also, the laundry resides there.
M – Mom’s Name: This is the stupid one. Mom’s name? Who cares? My mom’s name is Peggy. I don’t think it’s stupid because it wants to know about my mom, I think it’s stupid because you should want to know more about my mom than her name. Sorry, I’m a little sensitive on this subject, lately.
N – Nicknames: Baldy, Lum, Lumpy, “Late for dinner” (aren’t people just so witty?)
O – say can you see my eyes: Okay, this one might be dumber than Mom’s Name. I can’t see your eyes, it’s an internet meme. I can see the screen. I can see your “i”s.
P – Pet Peeve: Stubborn ignorance, apathy, entitlement, people who criticise authors who don’t put things out on a regular schedule.
Q – Quote from a movie: It’s hard to come up with one that does justice to movies. Dune quotes keep coming to mind. “Are you suggesting that the king’s son is an animal?” “I’m suggesting that the king’s son may be something more.” ; “Tried and failed?” “Tried and died.” And of course there’s the obligatory Flash Gordon quotes. “Must be some planet you men come from.” “Not too bad.”; “Gordon’s ALIIIVE?!” ; “Fly, my hawkmen! Let this be known forever as Flash Gordon’s day!” Which begs the question. Do they have a state holiday in Voltan’s kingdom called Flash Gordon’s Day? Is there a Santa Claus equivalent of Flash who brings presents to good kids and blasts bad kids to atoms?
R – Right- or left-handed: Left-handed in most that I do. Righty for hockey and baseball.
S – Siblings: Sean is my older brother. He is an electrician, but don’t try to peg him down with your definitions based on employment. He’s also one of the smartest guys I’ve ever met. Meghan is my little sister. She has a son named Preston. Meghan is the strongest person I know.
T – Time you wake up: When I wake up, I stumble out of bed and head downstairs to get ready for work, which necessitates my return upstairs as I forget my clothes, then I forget my phone, then I forget my glasses or whatever. Then I stumble out of the house and wait at the bus stop for the trip to work. I usually just see the bus before I realize whatever it is that I’ve forgotten (glasses, phone, wallet, backpack with the computer, whatever…)
U – Underwear: Generally, yes.
V – Vegetable you dislike: Well, there’s that one turnip that was looking at me funny, last week.
W – Ways you run late: Forgetting things at home is the most usual culprit for this. Trying to drag screaming kids out the door to a place they want to be but don’t actually want to go to (you’d have to be a parent to understand what I mean by this, I think) is probably second.
X – X-rays you’ve had: Doctor Yue (I think that was his name – he didn’t have Imperial conditioning, though) once had me get my back X-rayed because he thought my back pain meant that I’d broken my back. Surprise, surprise, it wasn’t.
Y – Yummy food you make: I eat yummy food.
Z – Zoo favourite: I prefer that animals stay where they are and I try to eat them. Just kidding. I was a big fan of the capybaras and the ever-peeing elephant.