Usually I don’t do this, but these guys really got me going with their “survey” about air quality in which they were asking about my work income, which I preferred cash or credit, and other things that were giving me warning signs that I’m getting taken for a ride. This call is from an 8008 [...]
Last night I accidently left my iPhone in the car. This morning we were greeted with this: So, to the piece of shit that stole my phone and busted up my drivers side window: FUCK YOU! I work hard for my stuff, you fucking asshole. What gives you [...]
Ahh yes, Bitter Single Guy Day (mine included steak, beer, and Rambo, by the way). Sure I love that aspect of this ridiculous excuse for a ‘holiday’, but overall, it blows a diseased goat. One that has in fact been dead for weeks. Yeah, take a big ol’ mouthful of THAT wang, and you’re in the same Zip Code as this farce…
Throne speech…what a goddamn stupid name. I mean, I know why it’s called that…the Governor General is speaking for the government, while every party leader sits up there next to her. Just call it the ‘Redundant Reminder We Used To Belong to the British Crown Reads Another’s Words’?
Yeah, I was bored today, and found a ‘generous’ offer to make me rich in my Spam folder, which I elected to respond to. Enjoy!
I’ll flip it around so you can read what I got first, and then my response. Amazingly, I only used, maybe…3 obscene words!
Aaaah, Madden football. for the past couple years, I avoided it, not very impressed with what I’d read, as the feature set was inexplicably stripped down for a supposed Next Gen title…but this year was different. The reviews were glorious…"Madden is back!" many a headline proclaimed to the Gods themselves, who had bestowed such a gift upon us once more. No more were we forsaken! Madden was back! All was good in the world! And…yeah…not so much…it is time to purge myself of all I feel towards the cash sucking vampires known as EA Sports’ Madden team, who apparently have no idea whatsoever what football even is. And so…
So many issues, so little time, so much rage…it needs to come out. Let’s blast a bullet through some heads, and watch as the blast damage drips delightfully down the walls. Aaaah, brain matter…
This place has been too damn quiet, lately. Time to rev it up a little.
Aaaaah…overzealous critics…hypocrites…shitbag losers whining to get media attention…smells like a muthafuck’n rant to ME, bitches!
So, today was budget day…what will I have to say about it? Frankly, I don’t even know yet…let’s find out, together. why does this intro sound like one for a children’s television show? I really don’t have an answer for that, either. Will I ever stop this and just get on with the actual post/rant? Yes…