Poo Ass

An actual quote from my local paper:

I’m sure the URL will get taken down once someone figures out what time it is, so click while the clickin’s good

Yah… they took it down. Fuckers. But we’ll always have the image. Goddamn jackasses are prolly…

My next job?

I’m very excited about the job posting I just saw. As long as I get to keep a portion of what I inspect, I figure it’s a good chance. Sure, the pay’s low, but I imagine the benefits will be AWESOME.

(via my friend Mitch)